Whenever I see people wearing sunglasses indoors at night I hope they trip or walk into something. It’s obvious that they don’t understand the concept behind the sunglass.
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Carl is like the scorpion in the scorpion and the frog story. If you don’t know the story google it;
Some girls don’t quite get it when a guy comes on to them they get all offended and don’t realize the guy is just interested in them. Of course you shouldn’t literally throw yourself  at someone to much opportunity for injury.
Notorious Cracker Boy doesn’t take kindly to other crackers encroaching on his shelf space.