This is what happens when you have too much free time.
Joe is a bit of a throw back.
Socket to me! Socket to me! Socket to me! Socket to me! Socket to me!
They tried a marathon but the lions ate the antelope ten fell asleep.
Getting old sucks but not getting old sucks even worse.
New York has the most interesting cats.
There are no real cities that never sleep unless the’re populated by vampires.
For once no one will know if I made a mistake or wrote that way on purpose.
Don’t we all know people like this.
Guys will say anything to impress a girl.